Double Whammy

” are the rooms safe back there?”
“Oh ok good. I Just had to quantify that.”

A- That is not how the word “quantify” is used.
B- Even if it wasnt safe- nobody in a hotel is going to tell you their hotel isnt safe. Thats like McDonalds telling you their food is poison.



“And my credit card is a bank of america visa card. The number is : ####”
…”Sir. Dont tell people what kind of a card that is. I have your phone number, address, zip code and your card number now. Thats not safe. Just say its a visa card when you call people ok?”
“Oh. I never thought of that. Wait! You arent going to rob me are you?”



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