Double Whammy

” are the rooms safe back there?”
…”yes?”
“Oh ok good. I Just had to quantify that.”

A- That is not how the word “quantify” is used.
B- Even if it wasnt safe- nobody in a hotel is going to tell you their hotel isnt safe. Thats like McDonalds telling you their food is poison.

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“And my credit card is a bank of america visa card. The number is : ####”
…”Sir. Dont tell people what kind of a card that is. I have your phone number, address, zip code and your card number now. Thats not safe. Just say its a visa card when you call people ok?”
“Oh. I never thought of that. Wait! You arent going to rob me are you?”

::HEADDESK::

From Chuck

A customer asked me to open her bottle of ketchup for her today, because she didn’t know how. I calmly popped it open.
 
When she proceeded to say that she still didn’t know how it worked, I contemplated squeezing it all over her face and leaving for the day.

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I’m not the only one who deals with the stupid. 

Beep Beeep

Breaking into truck drivers rooms so they get on the road on time- illegal
Breaking into truck drivers rooms because they drank so much their friends cant wake them up – not illegal
Breaking into truck drivers rooms because their friends want to mess with them? Hilarious. But Illegal. 

This one was hungover. At least he wasn’t dead/ 

“Bill. Get up!”
…”Oh. Hey girl! Whatchu doin in here? Did I oversleep again?”
“No you old bastard not yet. Good thing your friends are looking out for you.”

The fact that he thinks its normal that I break into his room to wake him out of a drunken stupor IS a bit disturbing. lmao

Randoms

Jess had this one

Lady: “does it rain like this here all the time?”
Me: “not really.”
Lady “Oh, i thought maybe cause ur under the falls u got more rain.”
Me: “…….blank stare……..”

 
WHAT??????

 

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