“Did Someone get murdered in our room?”
“The door lock doesnt work and theres blood on the wall and my wife is kind of freaking out…”
…”The flip latch is off because we had to break it when a 3 year old locked herself in the room. Im not sure about the blood, but no, nobody has been murdered here. Ill be right down to clean the wall.”
“Oh Ok. So nobody has died here?”
…”Not in awhile no.”
It was cola. Someone had set a can down to hard and it popped up into the lampshade and on the wall. BIG difference.